“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.”
— Frank Sinatra
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Poem “If” - read by Roger Federer & Rafael Nadal
This is my favorite poem. The Wimbledon matches begin by reading this poem. Similar thing was done this time in IPL-Final too (poem was sung by Sunil Gavaskar, Harsha Bhogle, Ravi Shastri and other legends).
If anyone has the video of the “If” poem sung in IPL, the please do share.
Desi Schools - Desi Teachers - Desi English
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“Wind is running..open the window and let the air force come in”
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Teacher asked one of his student when he was cooking…
Teacher: Son, what are you constructing?
Student: Sir, i am building food
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Principal to student?” I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel
pulling cigarette? ? ”
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Class teacher once said :
” Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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A Hindi teacher once said?.”I’m going out of the world to America..”
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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“dont..laugh at the back benches?otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down?..”
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said:
” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood?
“Write down your name and father of your name!!”
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“Shhh? quiet? the principal is revolving around college”
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My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Ali, Married with two kids”
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“I’ll illustrate what I have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board
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“Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF”
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LIBRARIAN scolding: ” IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
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Chemistry head of department comes and tells us?
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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“Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father”
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“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??”
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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“Take a copper wire of any material….”
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“I have two daughters. Both are girls”
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Prof had to deal with a couple of noisy backbenchers -
Walked up to the noisiest fellow & crooked a finger:
“You, sir, please to be following me”
He led the chap just outside the class, promptly did an about-face and
told the fellow:
“Now, don’t follow me!” and walked back into class….
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“Greatest Companies” and their vision (and Cows)
I can bet each one of us has some dream company in mind to work with. So let me share their working style with you in layman’s language with the help of a cow and milk. Please make note before looking forward to work here.
SONYism –> You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
APPLEism –> You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SAPism –> You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
ORACLEism –> You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools tohelp milk cows.
SUNism –> You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.
MICROSOFTism –> You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
IBMism –> You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
DELLism –> Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.
WIPROism –> GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
PATNIism –> You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.
INFOSYSism –> You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send themone at a time to the US for milking.
CITIBANKism –> Welcome to Citibank. If u have a cow, press 1, a bull,press 2.stay on line if you’d like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism –> You don’t know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
GEism –> You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism –> You don’t yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism –> You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
via (Aditish) via (http://twitter.com/anaggh) if you don’t want to miss any fun.
If you have used a Fake ID when you were an underage you’re significantly more likely to be an entrepreneur.
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Caterina Fake, Hunch Founder & Flickr Co-Founder (via shekhar)
Sounds weird but seems true.
OMG!!! Homing Missiles - What an idea!
tedr:
I wish I knew the source for this image.
I wish I knew where to buy these!
Top 15 Obama Quotes
1. “My first job is to say thank you to those who voted me. Those who didn’t, I’m going to get your vote next time.”
2. “My job is not to represent Washington to you, but to represent you to Washington.”
3. “We’re not going to baby sit a civil war.”
4. “There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America.”
5. “In the end, that’s what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of cynicism or a politics of hope?”
6. “I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
7. “If you’re walking down the right path and you’re willing to keep walking, eventually you’ll make progress.”
8. “My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. They would give me an African name, Barack, or blessed, believing that in a tolerant America your name is no barrier to success.”
9. “No one is pro-abortion.”
10. “The Bush Administration’s failure to be consistently involved in helping Israel achieve peace with the Palestinians has been both wrong for our friendship with Israel, as well as badly damaging to our standing in the Arab world.”
11. “Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago.”
12. “Because hope is not blind optimism.”
13. “Because nothing worthwhile in this country has ever happened unless somebody, somewhere stood up when it was hard; stood up when they were told – no you can’t, and said yes we can.”
14. “We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades, the desire and the will, but not the money, can still get the best education possible.”
15. ”It’s been a great ride. But I know how quickly these fads can pass. You all remember the pet rock, the mood ring, Howard Dean.”
via keshav
— Source
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
