Poem “If” - read by Roger Federer & Rafael Nadal
This is my favorite poem. The Wimbledon matches begin by reading this poem. Similar thing was done this time in IPL-Final too (poem was sung by Sunil Gavaskar, Harsha Bhogle, Ravi Shastri and other legends).
If anyone has the video of the “If” poem sung in IPL, the please do share.
I can bet each one of us has some dream company in mind to work with. So let me share their working style with you in layman’s language with the help of a cow and milk. Please make note before looking forward to work here.
SONYism –> You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk.
APPLEism –> You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SAPism –> You don’t have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
ORACLEism –> You have a …
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“Wind is running..open the window and let the air force come in”
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Teacher asked one of his student when he was cooking…
Teacher: Son, what are you constructing?
Student: Sir, i am building food
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Principal to student?” I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel
pulling cigarette? ? ”
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Class teacher once said :
” Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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A Hindi teacher once said?.”I’m going out of the world to America..”
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT …
If you have used a Fake ID when you were an underage you’re significantly more likely to be an entrepreneur.
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Caterina Fake, Hunch Founder & Flickr Co-Founder (via shekhar)
Sounds weird but seems true.
