There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t

santoshgs:

[via Kunal]

Hilarious

nischalshetty:

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience He said “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added “And that woman was my mother” Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my …

jessemontevirgen:

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair …

filthyphil:

I shouldn’t be posting this, via i42.tinypic.com

Sometimes I wonder if all US Presidents are Jokers :)

santoshgs:

In the United States of America:

In good ol’ India:

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