twistedfork:

A really nice Google Chrome Vid.

I <3 Chrome

One day Lion summons the other animals: “Each of you must tell a joke, but if any one fails to laugh, I’ll kill the one who told it. Monkey, go first.”

Monkey begins: “Two men are in the street and….”

When he finishes, everyone bursts out laughing save Tortoise. “Tortoise didn’t laugh!” roars Lion, who pounces on Monkey and kills him.

“Elephant, you’re next.” The same thing happens again. Everyone is angry at Tortoise, but nobody dares move. “Now it’s Tiger’s turn.”

Tiger was about to begin when Tortoise falls over laughing. “What’s with you?” bellows …

When the president of the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce was asked recently how the depression had hit Los Angeles, he replied: “Depression? We have no depression in Los Angeles; but I will admit that we are having the worst boom in many years.”

—Christian Advocate

“A recession,” claimed a stockbroker, “is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose your job. And panic is when your wife loses her job.”

—Winston K. Pendleton

Recession Wisdom, Quotes and Jokes | Government | Readers Digest | Print Version

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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Maureen Dowd (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via reema)

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Clever Indian Commercial I thought this was a trailer for Deepa Mehta’s movie, “Water”.

Ignore the advertising on the advertisement that will pop up on the bottom of the video screen. Only in, India, would someone advertise on an advertisement. Regardless, enjoy! (via CHOR BAZAAR WORKSHOP: Clever Indian Commercial)

Awesome ad, loved it.

The family chart of Nehru’s Family (Must see)

Also a cause of origin of pseudo-secularism in modern India