Nehru's Family chart
The family chart of Nehru’s Family (Must see)
Also a cause of origin of pseudo-secularism in modern India
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate;
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.
But nobody’s perfect……so why practice?If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
…
There’s Mastercard & Visa. [And there’s PayPal too.]
Uses of Vodka
- To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
- Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
- Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
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Smiling in distress
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch
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